Fabricated and stolen from the missing moon ….
This is how Nigerians may react to the news of the missing moon:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
Useless idiot imbecile moon with craw craw nyash. Mtcheeew
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
That missing moon looks like one big nipple
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
We will create another moon for Nigerians
Rumours have it that the moon may have been a victim of domestic violence for over 10 years. Shoki arhhann
-Stella Dimoko korkus
That stupid moon is a learner
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved and we shall fish out those responsible for the missing moon.
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons within 24 hours
-Niger Delta Avengers
Undercover sources report that the moon worth 2.6 trillion dollars has been found inside the underwear of a housemaid somewhere at Abuja
Oh, what a lovely moon
insha allah, We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky. This is just the beginning. We shall use the moon to strike fear into the hearts of the infidels
Mbok. This is Time to reach reachout and bless the missing moon.
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
Only Nnamdi kanu can find the stolen moon
Oh my! Checkout the massive eggplant on the missing moon
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say
-The US govt
Now that the moon is missing, We must all be on our best behaviour