To you all doubting thomas… MMM has returned, below is an Important notice displayed to all participants.
The holidays are over, and we’re not open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we’re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))
It’s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they’ve managed to nearly give the members of the system a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don’t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))
This is why we’ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the member, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together we can change the world! :-))
Here we go.